Poisons: Good-for-you cocktails

Cran-grape martini at Neo Viccino

Ingredients: Cranberry vodka, Dekuyper Grape Pucker and cranberry juice

Damage: $9

Skinny: Raise your hand if you like drinking juice, and you don’t like UTIs! If you fit that description, then you'll probably very much enjoy this juicy martini at Neo Viccino. It really tastes like a boozy cranberry-grape cocktail (hence the name, of course), with a full grape flavor and dash of tart cranberry. Craisins are added as garnish and sink to the bottom, which is a nice little bonus as you down the last couple of sips. Your drink may be gone, but at least you can munch on voda-soaked Craisins while you wait for another.