Drinking at Birds of a Feather

Auchentoshan 12 Year

Damage: $9.25

Skinny: Slightly smokier than the Glen Moray was the Auchentoshan (Ahh-can-toe-shun). With a hint of vanilla, this was more like what Metromix was expecting from the libation. It's nothing mind-blowing, but if you want to start out along the Scotch trail, this is where your friends at Metromix would send you. This drink reminded Metromix of Craig Ferguson. Yeah, it's cool and Scottish, but who gives a shit. So is Scrooge McDuck.