Vibe: Upon entering the Ottobar, the first thing you'll notice is that most of the people there think they're cooler than you. This being a city with terminal self-esteem issues, though, they won't be sure until you give them a reason. Helpful hint for establishing credibility: offhandedly complain that the Ottobar used to be so much better before it moved to Charles Village from its dirtier, tinier downtown location in 2003. It'll let people know that you didn't just fall off the turnip truck, not that we've ever seen a turnip truck around town.
Crowd: Some bars attract a wide cross-section of patrons, young and old, black and white, rich and poor. The Ottobar is not one of them. Your average Ottobar patron is 20-something, white, one degree of separation from art school, and has at least one meaningful tattoo.
Libations: Occasionally you'll catch somebody sipping a rail drink or knocking back a shot, but for the most part, the Ottobar is a beer bar. This is a crowd that takes pride in its bohemian nature -- nobody here is going to be much impressed by somebody ordering an expensive drink. In fact, that person is more likely to be berated for not spending their money on a band T-shirt or CD.
Sounds: The sounds of the Ottobar are easily what make it a location worth frequenting. The Ottobar features Baltimore's best and most varied live-show schedule, splitting their stage time fairly evenly between national acts and local acts. And the place still rocks when no one's on stage. The monthly Underground party provides a memorable dance night, throwing together garage rock, late-'80s new wave and Britpop into a ridiculously fun play list that gets a whole room of white belts and horn-rimmed glasses moving.
Service: If you're the kind of person who likes to stand quietly near the bar waiting for the bartender to notice you, you're going to spend a lot of time sober at the Ottobar. Not because the bartenders are mean and surly -- in fact, they are quite affable -- but because they're usually way too harried to notice your quiet ass. So assert yourself!
Bottom Line: Currently situated perfectly at the sweet spot between too obscure and too popular, the Ottobar is slouching toward the latter, so go before it's too late.
The Ottobar
An Ottoman empire unto itself
By Tracy Williams
Special to MetromixAugust 24, 2007
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